Punderful Names for Furless Pets
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Introduction
Naming animals can be a fun and amusing activity, especially when the said animal happens to have some unique characteristics. Dogs, cats, rats, mice, hamsters, rabbits, guinea pigs and probably a few other animals now come in hairless varieties! For those that find them endearing (rather than hideous) a list of clever names may be in order (as they are like potato chips - you just can't have one!)
Female Names
- Bikini
- Botox
- Electra (short for Electrolisis)
- Godiva
- Gillette
- Hair-a
- Hair-e-ette
- Lady Schick
- Lady Godiva
- Lucile Bald
- Nair
- Pantene
- Perm
- Scarlet No Haira
- Venus di Milo
- Vo5
- Wax
- Weave
Male Names
- Alopecia
- Bacchus (Only a drunk God could create a creature like that..)
- Balderdash
- Baldwin
- Calvin (means bald)
- Fabio
- Goatee
- Hairy
- Hairold
- Magnun (for the prince who was cursed to wander the desert naked for all eturnity pining for his lost love.)
- Monty (As in bare the full monty!)
- Mr. Clean
- Osbald
- Picard
- Propecia
- Razor
- Rip Van Wrinkle
- Rogaine
- Samson
- Toupee
Gender Neutral Names
- Barber
- Folicle
- Lunch (as in Naked Lunch)
- Moon
- Placebo
- Raison (for the wrinkles)
- Streaker
- Truth (Nothin' but the Naked Truth!)
- Whiskers
- Wrinkles
Note to Readers
If I've forgotten any punderful names do let me know and I'll gladly add them!
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We have a hairless rat my dad calls LUNCHMEAT"he looks like a piece "
Heh, I knew someone with a rat named Catfood so lunchmeat is only slightly better. :)
I HAVE ONE THEY R SOOOOOOOOO CUTE! IT'S A GIRL IM GOING TO NAME HER EITHER BRITTANY SPEARS OR FLUFFY.
hi im also animal lover. her name is fluffy cuz i thought britney spears was an insult i only like her music. ok bye :)
:) B) :P
Lol... Britney spears is perfect
Piglet, cuz mine looks like a little piggy and eats like one!
My hairless rat, I called GOLLUM.
When my hairless rat was still alive, we named him, "Master Splinter" even though he was hairless [:
I had a hairless cat named Yoda. have one now named Smeagol. Have a hairless rat named Don Wrinkles. good name for hairless cat is Merkin. Google merkin to see what it is and you'll understand why this is the perfect hass pussycat name. LOL!
nelly is a really goood one you should add it
Whitney05 Level 2 Commenter 4 years ago
I like some hairless pets, but find others so ugly their cute. Ha. I like Sphynx cats and hairless rats best! Great source of names!